1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:08,280 Here's the story of a lovely lady who was bringing up three very lovely girls. 2 00:00:08,820 --> 00:00:14,880 All of them had hair of gold, like their mother, the youngest one. 3 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:19,880 Here's the story of a man named Brady. 4 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,570 Thank you. 5 00:02:14,190 --> 00:02:15,330 Do you mind if I come in? 6 00:02:15,331 --> 00:02:19,369 I don't know what's wrong with me. Well, you're still in the park. You haven't 7 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:21,709 said five words since we left Cindy out to college. 8 00:02:21,710 --> 00:02:22,760 I did, too. 9 00:02:22,870 --> 00:02:24,210 I said six words. 10 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:26,790 Cindy's not our little baby anymore. 11 00:02:27,910 --> 00:02:28,960 Oh, Mike. 12 00:02:29,050 --> 00:02:30,390 It's just so hard to accept. 13 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:32,070 Cindy in college? 14 00:02:32,071 --> 00:02:34,109 I know, honey, but you've got to face that. 15 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:36,610 Cindy is 18 years old. She's all grown up. 16 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:38,530 All six of the kids are. 17 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:43,550 Yeah. No more lunches to make. No carpools. No music lessons. No ballet 18 00:02:43,551 --> 00:02:48,109 Oh, no Little League, no Cub Scouts, no Brownies, no Girl Scouts, no Boy Scouts. 19 00:02:48,110 --> 00:02:49,370 I'm an unemployed mother. 20 00:02:49,371 --> 00:02:52,649 Well, you gotta look on the bright side of it. Now we've got some time to 21 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:57,369 ourselves. What about that cruise we've always been threatening to take? Let's 22 00:02:57,370 --> 00:02:58,349 take it. 23 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:00,310 We can start enjoying a brand new life. 24 00:03:00,970 --> 00:03:02,090 You're right. Sure am. 25 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:04,360 We can go away weekends whenever we like. 26 00:03:10,511 --> 00:03:12,399 It'll be wonderful. 27 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,700 Our lives will be ours. 28 00:03:13,701 --> 00:03:14,899 It'll be great. 29 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:16,360 Terrific. Oh, Mike. 30 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:17,750 What? 31 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:56,970 Hi, Philip. 32 00:03:58,720 --> 00:03:59,770 Hi, Dan. 33 00:04:03,011 --> 00:04:05,019 Hi, Bob. 34 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:08,690 Listen, I'd better get my jacket or we'll never get to the concert. Hold on. 35 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:14,030 Is it cold out? 36 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,210 No. Okay. 37 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:21,690 All set. 38 00:04:22,651 --> 00:04:24,729 What's so funny? 39 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:26,290 You look like you're proposing. 40 00:04:29,090 --> 00:04:30,590 Funny you should mention that. 41 00:04:31,090 --> 00:04:32,830 You mean you really are proposing? 42 00:04:34,450 --> 00:04:36,590 You're really proposing? 43 00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:39,670 You are to me? 44 00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:43,690 You're the only girl in the room. 45 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:48,040 Well? 46 00:04:48,290 --> 00:04:49,490 Can I think about it? 47 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:51,900 Sure. 48 00:04:52,190 --> 00:04:53,330 How long do you need? 49 00:04:54,090 --> 00:04:56,190 About three seconds. One, two, three. Yes. 50 00:04:56,490 --> 00:04:57,540 Yes. Yes. 51 00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:21,650 Oh, you want me to get it? No, no, no. I'll get it. 52 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:24,900 Oh, Jerry. Oh, come on. Let that all go. 53 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:33,140 Oh, it's Jan and Phillip. 54 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:35,110 Good morning, kids. 55 00:05:35,111 --> 00:05:36,019 Hi, Dad. 56 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:40,100 Sorry to drop over without calling. Oh, don't be silly. 57 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:42,320 We weren't doing anything important. 58 00:05:42,321 --> 00:05:44,799 You don't consider a rerun of Gilligan's Island important? 59 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,850 Well, 60 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:47,610 watch out. 61 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:56,740 Mr. Brady, we've known each other, what, two years? 62 00:05:56,741 --> 00:05:59,419 How many times have I asked you to call me Mike? 63 00:05:59,420 --> 00:06:04,419 Well, I'm a little old -fashioned, Mr. Brady. I still call teachers Mr. and 64 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:06,819 Miss, and I've been a teacher myself for three years. Are you uncomfortable 65 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:10,000 calling me Mike? Well, yes, I am. 66 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:13,380 But how about Dad? 67 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:18,110 Dad? 68 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,480 I think I'd better sit down. 69 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:32,089 In accordance with tradition, I'm supposed to ask the father for his 70 00:06:32,090 --> 00:06:33,140 hand. 71 00:06:37,370 --> 00:06:39,530 And you're asking, right? 72 00:06:39,870 --> 00:06:41,050 Yes, sir, I'm asking. 73 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:49,389 Well, I... Dad, it's not like Philip's the eighth guy I've brought in here this 74 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:53,590 week. Now, honey, could we talk about this for just a minute? Oh, sure. 75 00:06:53,850 --> 00:06:55,350 I think I'll find another room. 76 00:06:55,530 --> 00:06:56,580 Thank you, Philip. 77 00:06:56,790 --> 00:06:58,900 Philip! There's coffee in the kitchen. 78 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:06,519 Oh. I don't understand this. I thought 79 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,810 you'd be thrilled. I thought you liked Philip. 80 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,780 We do. We love Philip. You know that. 81 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,880 Oh, well, then what's the problem? 82 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:14,970 I'm on my own. 83 00:07:14,971 --> 00:07:17,479 Philip and I have known each other for a long time. 84 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,340 You like him. I love him. 85 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:24,620 Honey, it isn't that. It's just that... Well, Marsha... Marsha? 86 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:28,900 What's Marcia got to do with me? With my wedding? Nothing, but it's... Jan, 87 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,310 sweetheart, this is all happening so fast. You have to understand. 88 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:36,860 You want me to get married after Marcia? Just because she's the oldest? 89 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:40,560 I can't believe it. Well, no, we didn't say that, Jan. 90 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:42,950 That's always how it was with me and Marcia. 91 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,680 Doesn't anything ever change? 92 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:54,029 Well, all I hear all day long at school is how... great Marsha is at this, or 93 00:07:54,030 --> 00:07:55,530 how wonderful Marsha did that. 94 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:57,150 Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. 95 00:07:57,870 --> 00:08:02,189 Now, sweetheart, all those awards staring me in the face was just too 96 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:05,929 tired of being in Marsha's shadow all the time. Now, Jan, you're not in 97 00:08:05,930 --> 00:08:07,010 anybody's shadow. 98 00:08:07,450 --> 00:08:09,620 Well, Marsha's three years older than you. 99 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:12,750 I love Philip, and I want to marry him. 100 00:08:13,450 --> 00:08:15,690 Marsha's my sister, and I love her too, but... 101 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,710 It's not my fault if she didn't get married first. 102 00:08:18,711 --> 00:08:22,019 Honey, that isn't what we meant to say. You caught us off guard. Sure you have 103 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:22,799 our permission. 104 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,559 And our blessings. Yes, and our blessings. 105 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:25,579 Thank you. 106 00:08:25,580 --> 00:08:27,140 Congratulations, sweetheart. 107 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:30,290 Can we talk about the wedding arrangements later? Sure. 108 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:31,510 Sure. 109 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,820 Come on out, Philip. It's all over. 110 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:36,349 All over? 111 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,418 Oh, no. 112 00:08:37,419 --> 00:08:38,559 I meant the discussion. 113 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:42,580 Oh, you wanted her hand. You got it. 114 00:08:42,581 --> 00:08:45,609 After the wedding, you get everything else. 115 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:46,660 Oh, Dad. 116 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:49,680 Well, the allergies, the overdrafts, and the flat tires. 117 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:52,200 Congratulations, 118 00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:54,980 Philip. 119 00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:57,150 Thanks, Mrs. Brady. 120 00:08:57,690 --> 00:08:59,570 Mom. Thanks, Mr. Dad. 121 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:01,720 Dad. 122 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:03,920 Let's tell my folks. 123 00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:06,010 Great. I hope they'll be even happier. 124 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,350 I don't think we handled that too well. 125 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:18,290 Oh, honey, kids in love always have trouble with their parents. Yeah. 126 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,980 Remember that rainy night? 127 00:09:19,981 --> 00:09:22,059 It must have been 3 o 'clock in the morning. 128 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:23,110 We were in the car. 129 00:09:23,111 --> 00:09:26,239 Dad came out with a flashlight and caught us in the backseat. 130 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,290 Do you remember? 131 00:09:28,180 --> 00:09:29,360 No, that wasn't me. 132 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,850 Mind if I sit down? 133 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,100 Parlez -vous English? 134 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:57,460 I'm sorry, are you speaking to me? 135 00:09:57,461 --> 00:10:01,319 Well, if you're sorry, I'll just take my tray to another table. No, that's not 136 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,370 what I meant. Sit down. 137 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,790 Only for lunch. When I'm finished, that's it. 138 00:10:05,260 --> 00:10:06,310 I'm gone. 139 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,740 Could you pass me the salt, please? 140 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,570 Thanks. 141 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,270 Have a pepper. 142 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:17,850 Thanks. 143 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:19,690 Sugar? 144 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:23,080 How about a napkin? 145 00:10:25,570 --> 00:10:26,620 Another napkin? 146 00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:31,920 How about your silverware, your credit cards, and your shoes? 147 00:10:32,470 --> 00:10:33,970 Got your attention, didn't I? 148 00:10:33,971 --> 00:10:35,429 Yes, you did. 149 00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:39,389 If I can venture an opinion, your body may be sitting here, but your mind is 150 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:41,669 sitting in an entirely different restaurant. 151 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:42,750 Do you have a problem? 152 00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:44,380 No. 153 00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:48,280 Sometimes you can solve a problem by confiding in a perfect stranger. 154 00:10:48,410 --> 00:10:51,090 Now, I may not be perfect, but I am a stranger. 155 00:10:51,091 --> 00:10:54,759 It's not really a problem. It's more of a family situation. 156 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,739 Oh. 157 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:58,270 Well, Cain and Abel started as a family situation. 158 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,180 It's kind of personal. 159 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:03,280 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't mean to intrude. 160 00:11:05,011 --> 00:11:11,239 You see, my younger sister Jan came home to tell my folks that she wants to 161 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,079 marry Philip. Philip's a great guy. He's an assistant science professor at a 162 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,379 junior college. Jan loves him. I love him. So do Greg, Peter, Bobby, and 163 00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:20,439 Everybody loves Philip, but that's not the problem at all. You see, Jan 164 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,979 that Mom and Dad think that since she's younger than me that I should get 165 00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:26,319 married first, which really has no bearing on anything. Mom and Dad tried 166 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:29,139 convince her and said okay to Jan's marriage, but that still hasn't made it 167 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:32,099 easier. That's why it's a problem, and I'm in the middle, even though I'm the 168 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,820 oldest, except for Greg. 169 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,570 Understand? 170 00:11:36,380 --> 00:11:37,430 This much. 171 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:41,479 What you're telling me is that your parents feel the oldest daughter should 172 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,319 married first, and you're the oldest. 173 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:47,459 Right. It's a little old -fashioned, but there's a simple solution. You get 174 00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:52,379 married first, then there's no problem with your sister, Jan. No, but there's a 175 00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:53,430 problem with me. 176 00:11:53,431 --> 00:11:56,079 Jan's going to be married in a couple of months, and I'm not even going with 177 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,180 anybody. So who am I going to marry? 178 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,490 How about me? 179 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,650 What? 180 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,250 It's the least I could do to prevent a problem in your family. 181 00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:12,910 Be happy I sat here. You'll be marrying one of those two guys over there. 182 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,690 I'm sorry. I make it a policy not to marry on the first date. 183 00:12:17,691 --> 00:12:21,499 We won't get married now. You see, you just accept the proposal now. We'll get 184 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,180 married in a few weeks, before jam. 185 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:25,260 I don't even know your name. 186 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:27,030 Interested, huh? 187 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:29,470 That's progress. 188 00:12:29,471 --> 00:12:30,819 Wally Logan. 189 00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:31,870 Marsha Brady. 190 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,170 For now. 191 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,290 You don't know anything about me. 192 00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:37,790 Well, what do I have to know? 193 00:12:38,070 --> 00:12:39,120 You're beautiful. 194 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:40,600 And you're bright. 195 00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:42,590 Concerned about your family. 196 00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:45,030 Sensitive to your sister's feelings. 197 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:46,450 You're easy to talk to. 198 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,590 Got a good sense of humor. 199 00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:50,910 And you hardly eat anything at all. 200 00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:53,030 You know what I think? 201 00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:56,780 I think I've been looking for you all my life. 202 00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:00,370 You know what I think? 203 00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:03,990 What? I think there's two guys in white coats looking for you. 204 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,610 Bye -bye. 205 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:38,539 There are 11 Marsha Brady's in the phone book and I had to send flowers to all 206 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:39,590 of them. 207 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,030 The least you could do is meet me for lunch tomorrow. 208 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:46,190 Wally. 209 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:48,470 Wally. 210 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,560 Afraid I wouldn't show, huh? 211 00:13:57,980 --> 00:13:59,260 No, I was afraid you would. 212 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,800 Oh, did you get my flowers? 213 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,150 Yes. 214 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:07,090 Did you really send them to all those Marsha Brady? 215 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,610 No. 216 00:14:08,611 --> 00:14:11,909 I asked the cashier here if she knew where you worked. I got your address 217 00:14:11,910 --> 00:14:12,749 your company. 218 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,070 It got you here, didn't it? 219 00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:15,950 Only to thank you for the flowers. 220 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:19,540 I didn't want to embarrass you by having you wait around all day. 221 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:20,820 I would have, too. 222 00:14:22,741 --> 00:14:28,369 Your card said that you worked for the Tyler Toy Company. 223 00:14:28,370 --> 00:14:31,090 Are you a toy salesman? No, I'm a real salesman. 224 00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:32,780 I just sell toys. 225 00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:37,310 I'll bet you've played with plenty of Tyler toys. How about Snoozy Suzy? 226 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,200 Snoozy Suzy? That was my favorite doll. 227 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:44,570 You pull a cord, and it sang a chorus of lullabies, and it put itself to sleep. 228 00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:49,420 First one eye closed, and then the other eye closed, and then it snored. 229 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,140 Snoozy Susie does not snore. 230 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,200 Mine did. It went... It's not supposed to. 231 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,480 Malfunction. I'll get you a new one. 232 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,880 Let's not talk shop. Let's talk marriage. 233 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,480 Now, I told my folks about you. Have you told your folks about me? No. 234 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,000 Well, tell them. They wouldn't believe me. 235 00:15:07,001 --> 00:15:11,049 Well, tell them. And meet me back here at the end of the day. Well, I couldn't, 236 00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:14,900 even if I wanted to. I'm working late on some designs for a fashion show, Wally. 237 00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:24,370 Lorraine, try on the other one. 238 00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,010 Is Marsha Brady here? 239 00:15:30,011 --> 00:15:31,129 I'm sorry. 240 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,930 These are private rooms back here. 241 00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:36,190 Reginald Finsterwald. 242 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,020 State Clothing Commission. 243 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,540 Now, Marsha Brady. 244 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,940 Uh, Marsha's over there. 245 00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:44,360 Thank you. Sorry. 246 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:50,770 Marsha? 247 00:15:50,771 --> 00:15:55,279 Waldie, what are you doing? Reginald Pinsterwald, State Clothing Commission. 248 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,040 I'm here to inspect hemline standards. 249 00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,400 We have work to do. 250 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,600 We all got our jobs to do, lady. 251 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,600 What can I do to make you go away? 252 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,779 Go out with me Saturday night. That's blackmail. It's either that or I close 253 00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:10,830 this place down. 254 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,200 Okay. You win, Mr. 255 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,770 Fensterwald. 256 00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:31,000 I'm glad I took that job at the real estate office. 257 00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:34,149 It's helped me forget that Jan hasn't called for a while. 258 00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:35,530 She hasn't called for a week. 259 00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:38,150 Eight days, 11 hours, and four minutes. 260 00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:42,050 All we did was mention Marsha. And Jan jumped to conclusions. 261 00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:43,680 Can't say I blame her. 262 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:47,550 Jan comes over here with the biggest news of her life, and we blew it. 263 00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:48,769 You're right. 264 00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:51,000 We should have lit fireworks and we fizzled. 265 00:17:51,890 --> 00:17:52,970 You know what, honey? 266 00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:55,869 What? I think we should phone her and tell her that. 267 00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:56,920 Okay. 268 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,820 Sorry. I didn't even give you and Mom a chance to say anything. 269 00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:17,440 Oh, Mom, I know you both want what's good for me, and I behaved like a jerk. 270 00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:20,040 Make that two jerks. That's unanimous. 271 00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:23,439 Honey, we couldn't be happier for you and Phillip. We love you both. 272 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,439 If you have a sweetheart, we were behaving like parents. I love you. 273 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,559 Can I call Phillip and have him come over? We have a few things we want to 274 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,610 discuss with you. 275 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:34,730 Invitations, guest list, caterers. Call him, call him. The sooner the better. 276 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,130 Phillip has passed. 277 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,950 This is Wally Logan. Hello, Wally. Hello, Mr. Brady. 278 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,350 Nice to meet you. 279 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,700 Wally, this is my mother. 280 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:55,980 Hello, Mrs. Brady. Hi. 281 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,630 Sorry to have dropped in without calling. 282 00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:02,430 The last time I heard anybody say that, Jan told us she was getting married. 283 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,080 I think I'd better sit down. 284 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:14,400 Mr. and Mrs. Brady, you don't know me too well. 285 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,730 We've never seen you before in our lives. 286 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,280 You trust Marcia, don't you? 287 00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:23,370 Yes. And you've taught her to be careful about making important decisions? 288 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,730 Yes. 289 00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:26,940 How long have you two known each other? 290 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,810 Seven days. 291 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,080 Seven wonderful days. 292 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,550 Right. 293 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,760 It's quality, not quantity. 294 00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:39,940 Wait a second. If you have a second. 295 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,610 Are you telling me that you met and decided to get married in seven days? 296 00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:45,870 Wonderful or not? 297 00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:49,310 Mom, you told me you knew you were in love with Dad in less than a week. 298 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:50,560 But that was different. 299 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,800 I was older. I already had children. 300 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,890 Surely you don't want us to have children first. 301 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,660 Just a little touch of humor. 302 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,320 I really love him. 303 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,320 I didn't think I would. 304 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,130 But I do. 305 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,760 So will you once you get to know him. 306 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,080 We would like to get to know him. You sure would. 307 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:17,419 What about the future? Have you had any time to think about that? 308 00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:18,470 We both work. 309 00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:21,450 Wally has a great job as a representative for Tyler Toys. 310 00:20:21,451 --> 00:20:24,999 Mom, do you remember my snoozy, snoozy dog, the one that sang itself to sleep 311 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,720 first? One eye closed and then the other eye closed. 312 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:29,150 Not now, honey. 313 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,740 Wally, what do your parents think? 314 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:35,970 They think we're just as crazy as you do. 315 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,100 At least he comes from a good home. 316 00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:40,400 We know that this is all very sudden. 317 00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:42,320 But Marcia and I are adults. 318 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:46,330 We love each other and we want to get married. 319 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,010 But we won't do it unless we have your consent. 320 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,500 I think I better sit down. 321 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:52,750 You are sitting down. 322 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:56,350 Well? 323 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,730 Well? 324 00:21:17,139 --> 00:21:19,140 Congratulations. Now that's progress. 325 00:21:20,871 --> 00:21:27,799 Philip was grading papers he wanted to finish and come over tomorrow. 326 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,240 Hi, Marsha, have I got news. 327 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,050 Who's your friend? 328 00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:32,800 He's more than a friend, Jan. 329 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,020 Apparently. Marsha, you and Jan, we'll start from the beginning. 330 00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:39,260 The wedding is on. I know. 331 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,770 Mine. 332 00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:44,910 Wally Logan, I'm marrying your sister. 333 00:21:47,970 --> 00:21:52,290 Oh, Marsha, that's wonderful. Both of us getting married at the same time. 334 00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:54,940 The same day. 335 00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:56,380 Yeah. 336 00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:00,380 Wait a second. Nobody said anything about same time or same day. 337 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:01,800 Nobody said no. 338 00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:05,750 Well, don't look at me. 339 00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:25,510 Congratulations. 340 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,600 You just sold your first house. 341 00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:31,960 Better than that. 342 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,760 Oh, two houses. 343 00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:36,700 No, two daughters. 344 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,640 You sold your two daughters? 345 00:22:42,211 --> 00:22:44,239 Paging Dr. 346 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,760 Brady. Dr. Greg Brady. 347 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,280 Oh, Dr. Brady, there's a phone call for you. 348 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:54,630 Thanks, Maria. 349 00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:56,870 This is Dr. Brady. 350 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,730 Hello, Greg. 351 00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:00,860 Mom, anything wrong? 352 00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:04,570 Oh, no, nothing's wrong. I just have such wonderful news I had to call. 353 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:06,740 You're lucky you caught me. 354 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,560 I'm just about to make rounds. 355 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:11,370 How would you like to come to a double wedding? 356 00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:13,480 Great, as long as it's not mine. 357 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:17,570 Marcia and Jan are both getting married at the same time. 358 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,010 Fantastic. 359 00:23:19,011 --> 00:23:21,809 I know how busy you are, Greg, but it wouldn't be the same if their big 360 00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:22,489 wasn't there. 361 00:23:22,490 --> 00:23:23,790 I'll manage somehow, Mom. 362 00:23:24,850 --> 00:23:26,410 The first wedding of the Bradys. 363 00:23:26,870 --> 00:23:28,430 I remember Marsha's first date. 364 00:24:04,580 --> 00:24:08,080 I want to know all about it. Who the guys are, when it's going to be. 365 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:10,320 Marcia's fiancé is Wally Logan. 366 00:24:10,321 --> 00:24:13,899 She just met him and they decided to get married after only seven days. 367 00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:17,339 Well, you know Phyllis. He and Jan have been thinking about it for some time. 368 00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:19,570 Dr. Brady, they need you next week right away. 369 00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:24,930 Well, they decided to get together and have the double wedding. 370 00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:26,790 Fantastico! 371 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,280 Congratulations. Buena suerte. 372 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:32,550 Thank you. 373 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,740 Ah, this is embarrassing. 374 00:24:45,741 --> 00:24:49,539 I mean, I enlisted in the Air Force for a while so I can decide what to do with 375 00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:50,590 the rest of my life. 376 00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:52,260 A seemingly mature decision. 377 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,640 And over the PA, all the guys here. Airman Brady, your mommy's calling. 378 00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:58,360 Oh, give me a break. 379 00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:00,960 I'm sorry, Peter, but this is important. 380 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,550 Important? 381 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:06,500 Marsha and Jan are getting married in a double ceremony to two great guys. 382 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,120 Nah, nah, go on. Really? 383 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,940 So Philip finally popped the question, huh? 384 00:25:11,941 --> 00:25:15,739 But Marsha doesn't even have a boyfriend. Who's she marrying? 385 00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:17,060 His name is Wally Logan. 386 00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:20,090 It was a whirlwind romance. We hardly know him ourselves. 387 00:25:21,470 --> 00:25:22,750 Mom, that is terrific. 388 00:25:24,370 --> 00:25:29,990 My sisters are getting married, sir. 389 00:25:35,310 --> 00:25:36,360 Peter? 390 00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:48,359 Oh, okay, Mom, I'm back. So when's the wedding? 391 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:51,239 We don't know exactly. There are so many friends and relatives to consider. 392 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,599 Okay, when you work it out, give me a call so I can arrange for leave, all 393 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,660 right? Roger. 394 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,050 Hello? 395 00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:03,260 Hey, cool you guys, will you? 396 00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:05,710 Yeah? 397 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,360 Marsha and Jan, both of them? 398 00:26:08,361 --> 00:26:09,739 Right, Bobby. 399 00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:11,679 And naturally, we want you at the wedding. 400 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,730 Well, when is it? 401 00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:14,060 Soon. We don't know exactly. 402 00:26:14,061 --> 00:26:16,319 Well, it doesn't matter. I'll be there. 403 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,370 Unless I... 404 00:26:17,371 --> 00:26:20,759 Drop out of college, sign a big league contract, and make it to the World 405 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,810 all in the next month. 406 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,500 Oh, Bobby. 407 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,150 Goodbye. 408 00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:29,190 Marsha and Jan getting married on the same day? 409 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:31,080 Oh, Mom, a double wedding. 410 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,370 That's fabulous. 411 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,840 How did that make you feel, Cindy? 412 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:36,350 Like an old maid. 413 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,520 Well, you just stay single for a while. 414 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,420 Well, there is this guy. 415 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,110 Cindy. 416 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,410 Just kidding. 417 00:26:45,361 --> 00:26:47,289 What's Wally like? 418 00:26:47,290 --> 00:26:50,549 Oh, well, he's just as nice a guy as Phillip, but they're as different as can 419 00:26:50,550 --> 00:26:52,110 be. Well, what does he look like? 420 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:53,570 Oh, he's cute and adorable. 421 00:26:53,571 --> 00:26:57,129 You'll be able to recognize him. He'll be the one marrying Marsha. 422 00:26:57,130 --> 00:26:58,690 Wally, we have to get organized. 423 00:26:58,691 --> 00:27:01,949 We've got to get invitations, so we need a list of all of the guests. 424 00:27:01,950 --> 00:27:04,929 Couldn't we just have an open wedding? You know, put up signs on telephone 425 00:27:04,930 --> 00:27:07,590 poles? You haven't lost a puppy. 426 00:27:08,430 --> 00:27:09,730 You found a wife. 427 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:11,280 I sure have. 428 00:27:11,870 --> 00:27:15,590 And besides, I've already told my apartment manager that I'm moving out. 429 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,570 Oh, then you mean you're really going to go through with this, huh? 430 00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:22,940 You can't back out now, Buster. 431 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,920 I wouldn't want to. 432 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,630 Believe me, I've never seen her before in my life. 433 00:27:41,851 --> 00:27:46,459 Here's your copy of the people I think we should invite. 434 00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:50,560 As you can see, it's all alphabetized. What little carrots by the names mean? 435 00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:53,060 Vegetarians. You think of everything. 436 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:54,860 You're so practical. 437 00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:57,260 Please don't call me practical. 438 00:27:58,480 --> 00:27:59,800 Dull people are practical. 439 00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:02,110 I'm not dull, therefore I'm not practical. 440 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,220 I simply try to examine everything from all sides. 441 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,930 What about me? 442 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,220 Did you try to examine me from all sides? 443 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,540 Naturally. It was the only practical thing to do. 444 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,960 Now, here's your copy of the list of songs for the reception. 445 00:28:19,961 --> 00:28:22,659 As you can see, it's alphabetized, too. Uh -huh. 446 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,540 And these letters, F and S. 447 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:26,610 Fast and slow. 448 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,970 Exactly. 449 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,710 Is there anything you haven't thought of? 450 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,090 Yes. 451 00:28:32,091 --> 00:28:36,119 I haven't thought of any way that we can afford a big, beautiful apartment after 452 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:36,899 we're married. 453 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:38,340 Oh, honey, it doesn't matter. 454 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:41,749 I mean, I can move into your place, or you can move into my place. Well, that's 455 00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:43,490 $820 or $775. 456 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,450 Dollar? No, square feet. 457 00:28:46,270 --> 00:28:50,369 My apartment's 45 square feet larger, so I suggest we move into my place after 458 00:28:50,370 --> 00:28:51,289 the wedding. 459 00:28:51,290 --> 00:28:54,250 Agreed. And now, about the wedding night. 460 00:28:54,450 --> 00:28:58,689 If you pull out a list of alphabetized activities, I'm going to give you such a 461 00:28:58,690 --> 00:28:59,740 hit. 462 00:29:01,350 --> 00:29:04,490 I did have a few things written down. What? 463 00:29:11,260 --> 00:29:12,460 Well, what do you think? 464 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:16,259 I love the invitation I got to Barbara's wedding. It had a Picasso abstract 465 00:29:16,260 --> 00:29:20,299 design. That sounds terrific to me. An invitation that's contemporary and 466 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:24,279 current. With old English lettering. Now, that's really a traditional 467 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,330 invitation. 468 00:29:25,540 --> 00:29:27,340 Maybe with a quote from Shakespeare. 469 00:29:27,660 --> 00:29:29,080 Or George Bernard. 470 00:29:29,081 --> 00:29:33,259 Springsteen. Bruce Springsteen. That would be perfect music for the wedding. 471 00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:35,310 And maybe we can have an electric guitar. 472 00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:40,419 That'll be perfect with... A cello, violin, and flute. I love that kind of 473 00:29:40,420 --> 00:29:44,280 music, too. That sound goes so well with... Guacamole and chips. 474 00:29:44,780 --> 00:29:47,680 Right. That sets the mood for Mexican food. 475 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,620 Like... Beef wellington and spinach souffle. 476 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,540 That's very traditional, too. 477 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:58,099 Like my beautiful long veil. And I love the idea of lace cuffs. Maybe on a 478 00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,150 sleeveless dress. 479 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:04,239 That should look terrific with me in my Greek shirt and sandals. Pop hat and 480 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,290 tails. 481 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,000 Sounds good to me. 482 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,250 Sounds good to me. 483 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:09,610 Sounds good to me. 484 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,020 Sounds good to me. 485 00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:21,680 Avril Van Owen. 486 00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:24,430 Oh, yeah, that's the friend of Philip and Jan. 487 00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:26,280 I'll just put them at their table. 488 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,250 Okay. 489 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,310 David Gilbert. 490 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,080 Who's David Gilbert? 491 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:35,080 It's got to be a friend of Wally. 492 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:37,950 Julie Sullivan? 493 00:30:39,540 --> 00:30:40,590 Coming! 494 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,940 Julie Sullivan. 495 00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:45,990 David Gilbert? 496 00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:48,800 Gilbert and Sullivan. 497 00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:51,940 Gilbert and Sullivan. 498 00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:55,840 A laundering minstrel, I have seen a friend. 499 00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:57,510 Passes. Coming! 500 00:31:15,310 --> 00:31:16,910 been so happy in my life. 501 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:28,130 Alice, stop crying. You're getting the skirt all wet. 502 00:31:29,230 --> 00:31:33,669 But this is the room where you were a little girl, where you used to play, 503 00:31:33,670 --> 00:31:38,009 your toys scattered all over and wrote on the wall in crayon and never picked 504 00:31:38,010 --> 00:31:39,060 anything up. 505 00:31:39,830 --> 00:31:42,180 Whatever happened to that sweet little girl? 506 00:31:42,710 --> 00:31:44,210 Alice, everybody grows up. 507 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,960 I know, but you and Jan getting mad, mad, mad. 508 00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:52,470 Hello, girls. 509 00:31:52,471 --> 00:31:53,459 Hi, Mom. 510 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:55,060 Oh, that's going to be nice. 511 00:31:57,820 --> 00:32:00,200 Marsha, you even look pretty in a pattern. 512 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:02,580 Oh, here's where I left these. 513 00:32:02,581 --> 00:32:06,699 Did you sell any houses today, Mom? Not exactly, but there is an offer in on the 514 00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:07,779 Hastings Avenue house. 515 00:32:07,780 --> 00:32:11,759 I think it's so great, Mrs. Brady, you working in real estate. Is it hard to 516 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:12,439 sell a house? 517 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,449 I don't know. 518 00:32:13,450 --> 00:32:14,530 I haven't sold one yet. 519 00:32:15,290 --> 00:32:16,610 But you're getting closer. 520 00:32:16,611 --> 00:32:19,709 Well, as long as you two are working on the dress, I think I'll go over and meet 521 00:32:19,710 --> 00:32:21,569 with the caterers and discuss the arrangement. 522 00:32:21,570 --> 00:32:24,100 Great. Besides, I can get a few pointers from Alice. 523 00:32:24,101 --> 00:32:26,009 She's practically a new bride herself. 524 00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:27,009 New bride? 525 00:32:27,010 --> 00:32:28,060 Are you kidding? 526 00:32:28,170 --> 00:32:30,460 Sam and I have been married almost four years. 527 00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:32,450 I still remember our wedding night. 528 00:32:33,090 --> 00:32:34,490 Sam bowled a 226. 529 00:32:39,030 --> 00:32:40,530 And now I'm getting married. 530 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,050 Do me a favor. 531 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:53,280 Try not to drown, Marsha. 532 00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:58,140 Oh, that's going to be so beautiful. 533 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,960 Silk, right? Silk crepe de chine, with a little silk hat and a short veil. 534 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,500 Really modern. It's the newest fashion. 535 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:06,760 Sounds beautiful. 536 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,760 Well, designing is my job. 537 00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:10,640 I've also designed one for Jan. 538 00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:12,670 Hi, Marsha. 539 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:27,750 We'd need a rowboat. 540 00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:30,760 Isn't the dress beautiful? 541 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,800 Yes, it's beautiful. 542 00:33:32,801 --> 00:33:35,899 Well, I'm glad you like it because I've got something for you. 543 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:36,950 Look out for the pins. 544 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,720 Lovely. I knew you'd like it. 545 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:51,120 Well, it's not exactly what I had in mind. 546 00:33:51,340 --> 00:33:54,110 I was thinking of something a little more traditional. 547 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,890 You know, with a lot of lace and a long train. 548 00:33:56,891 --> 00:33:59,439 Well, this one is more in keeping with the modern flavor. 549 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,439 Who says the wedding has a modern flavor? 550 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,979 Jan, Marcia, this is none of my business, but haven't you already talked 551 00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:05,899 this out? 552 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:09,339 Oh, well, Philip and I just assumed we'd have a traditional, dignified kind of 553 00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:12,319 wedding. Wally and I see it a whole different way. We'd like something with 554 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,370 flair and style. 555 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,739 I refuse to look ridiculous at my own wedding. 556 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,800 Great, now you're seeing it my way. 557 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,370 Marcia! Jan. 558 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:24,238 Well, that's what you say, but it is my wedding. You girls, please! Your 559 00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:28,099 wedding? It's my wedding too, you know. Listen, Marsha, Philip and I have been 560 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,780 talking about this for a long time. 561 00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:31,350 Okay, 562 00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:33,400 Alice, who's right? Yeah, who? 563 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,370 Your parents. 564 00:34:35,371 --> 00:34:37,899 They'll have the perfect solution. 565 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:38,950 I hope. 566 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,090 Here they are. 567 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,320 I'm so glad you and Philip are getting a chance to meet. 568 00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:50,219 And right on time. Come on in. 569 00:34:50,220 --> 00:34:54,718 Get the introductions over with. We can sit down to Carol Chateaubriand. 570 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:58,269 Wally Logan, Philip Covington. Nice to meet you. May I call you Wallace? 571 00:34:58,270 --> 00:34:59,539 Wally's fine. 572 00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:00,439 Okay, Philly? 573 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:04,620 Well, Philip is preferred. Phil is possible, but Philly, no, never. 574 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,330 Whatever. 575 00:35:06,331 --> 00:35:09,999 We've asked you here for a couple of reasons. First of all, you haven't met. 576 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,799 And second, we understand you seem to be having a difference of opinion about 577 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:14,850 the wedding. 578 00:35:15,060 --> 00:35:17,100 Dad, we know you're trying to help, but... 579 00:35:17,101 --> 00:35:19,969 We're not kids anymore. We have to work things out for ourselves. 580 00:35:19,970 --> 00:35:21,470 However, your father's right. 581 00:35:21,550 --> 00:35:23,490 It's best to present all the facts. 582 00:35:23,730 --> 00:35:28,010 It's kind of like the announcement of the trumpeter's swan to rival mail. 583 00:35:30,210 --> 00:35:32,710 I never thought of it quite that way. 584 00:35:34,670 --> 00:35:35,890 Is he serious? 585 00:35:36,690 --> 00:35:39,230 Always. Now, let's all sit down and talk it out. 586 00:35:39,550 --> 00:35:40,600 Come on. 587 00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:43,660 Remember, now what's important is the wedding. 588 00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:48,220 Now, we want you two couples to like each other and get along. 589 00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:51,400 Well, they want chamber music, violins and cellos. 590 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,600 We never said chamber music. They want rock and roll. 591 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:57,780 We never said rock and roll. They said top hats and tails. 592 00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,170 We did not. 593 00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:02,719 But we don't want open shirts and sandals. That's right, and we want 594 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:06,340 vows. Well, we want to write our own. Hold it, hold it. Can't we compromise? 595 00:36:06,341 --> 00:36:08,899 Maybe this is too much of a change, but what about separate weddings? 596 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:12,479 You can do anything you want. Just call me sometime and let me know how it all 597 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,259 worked out. 598 00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:14,310 Wally! 599 00:36:17,850 --> 00:36:19,330 Mr. and Mrs. Brady, I'm sorry. 600 00:36:19,331 --> 00:36:20,669 Good night, Jan. 601 00:36:20,670 --> 00:36:22,230 It was nice meeting you, Philly. 602 00:36:25,361 --> 00:36:27,449 Mike. 603 00:36:27,450 --> 00:36:30,089 Maybe a double wedding isn't such a good idea after all. 604 00:36:30,090 --> 00:36:32,369 No, I hate to say this, but maybe Wally was right. 605 00:36:32,370 --> 00:36:35,080 You mean you don't want to be part of a double wedding? 606 00:36:35,130 --> 00:36:37,900 I don't even know if I want to be part of a single wedding. 607 00:36:38,950 --> 00:36:40,000 Philip, please. 608 00:36:41,510 --> 00:36:42,890 Good night, Mr. and Mrs. Brady. 609 00:36:47,411 --> 00:36:49,479 What do you think? 610 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:54,319 Well, I usually cry at weddings, but I think I better start right now because I 611 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,560 might not get the change. 612 00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:03,390 More coffee? 613 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,300 Alice, please sit down. You don't work here anymore. 614 00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:11,920 I know, but once I set foot in this kitchen, habit takes over. 615 00:37:11,921 --> 00:37:16,719 Besides, worrying about the coffee gives me something to worry about so I don't 616 00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:19,250 have to worry about what I'm really worried about. 617 00:37:19,251 --> 00:37:21,899 Wally's impulsive. He couldn't mean what he said last night. 618 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:23,040 Oh, that's good to hear. 619 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,580 On the other hand, Philip isn't impulsive. He could mean what he said. 620 00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:28,240 That's not so good to hear. 621 00:37:28,271 --> 00:37:33,059 They're going to come to their senses, aren't they? 622 00:37:33,060 --> 00:37:34,600 Sure. You really believe that? 623 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,530 No. 624 00:37:36,531 --> 00:37:41,199 I was positive Marcia or Jan would call me this morning and say, April Fool, 625 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,250 Mom. 626 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,940 Would anybody like a cup of coffee? 627 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,090 Thanks. 628 00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:48,280 I was sure I'd get a call. 629 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:52,880 Oh, I must be out of practice. 630 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,640 I'll bet it's Marcia. She never could carry a grudge. Maybe it's Jan. 631 00:37:58,641 --> 00:38:02,459 She was always the first to admit she was wrong. You're right. It's probably 632 00:38:02,460 --> 00:38:06,119 Jan. She never could stay angry. Maybe you were right the first time. Marcia is 633 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,099 more flexible. 634 00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:08,780 Remember the time she got to Matt? 635 00:38:09,230 --> 00:38:13,020 Alice, if we don't answer that phone, we'll never know if it's Jan or Marsha. 636 00:38:14,410 --> 00:38:15,630 Hello, Jan. Marsha. 637 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,300 Peter. Peter. 638 00:38:17,690 --> 00:38:18,740 Peter. Peter. 639 00:38:19,170 --> 00:38:21,570 What? Honey, we didn't expect your call. 640 00:38:21,990 --> 00:38:23,350 How are you? 641 00:38:24,150 --> 00:38:27,340 I'm okay, Mom, but something awful's come up. Did Greg tell you? 642 00:38:27,530 --> 00:38:29,750 Greg? No, no, I found out from my captain. 643 00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:31,140 Your captain? 644 00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:32,790 How would your captain know? 645 00:38:32,791 --> 00:38:36,809 Well, I guess the colonel told him. And the general told him. That's how it 646 00:38:36,810 --> 00:38:38,090 works. Peter. 647 00:38:38,091 --> 00:38:41,759 I think we might be talking about two different things. Well, I'm talking 648 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,919 flight exercises. The orders just came through. 649 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,359 The whole squadron's got to take off in nine days. 650 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,419 I guess I'm going to have to miss the wedding. 651 00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:49,319 You too? 652 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,659 You mean there might be somebody else who can't make it? 653 00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:52,780 That is a possibility. 654 00:38:52,781 --> 00:38:56,839 Well, I'm sorry, Mom, but the Air Force has got dibs on me. They got this idea 655 00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,270 that national security is more important than my sister's wedding. 656 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,860 Well, I'll tell Jan and Marsha. 657 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,330 I'm sure they're going to be disappointed. 658 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,780 Okay, Mom, tell them I'm sorry. Bye. 659 00:39:15,210 --> 00:39:16,410 They said meet them here. 660 00:39:16,470 --> 00:39:18,090 This is Philip's favorite place. 661 00:39:18,330 --> 00:39:20,650 He says the ambience is stimulating. 662 00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:22,300 He would. 663 00:39:22,930 --> 00:39:23,980 Wally. 664 00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:25,800 Wally. 665 00:39:26,090 --> 00:39:27,140 Come on. 666 00:39:28,430 --> 00:39:29,870 You've got to try to get along. 667 00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:33,080 That's the purpose of this meeting. Don't be so stubborn. 668 00:39:33,290 --> 00:39:34,970 Honey, I get along with everybody. 669 00:39:34,971 --> 00:39:37,309 It's that Philip. He's the one who's stubborn. 670 00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:38,650 Or else he'd agree with me. 671 00:39:39,550 --> 00:39:40,600 Please, Wally. 672 00:39:41,470 --> 00:39:42,520 Okay. 673 00:39:42,521 --> 00:39:46,089 Or as we say in the toy business, let's wind her up and see if it chugga 674 00:39:46,090 --> 00:39:47,140 -chuggs. 675 00:39:48,270 --> 00:39:49,390 Where are they? 676 00:39:49,391 --> 00:39:51,109 That's what makes us different. 677 00:39:51,110 --> 00:39:52,230 We're always early. 678 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:54,910 Philip and Jan are always... Right on time. 679 00:39:55,150 --> 00:39:56,200 Hi. Hello. 680 00:39:56,510 --> 00:39:59,710 How's it going? How you doing? 681 00:40:01,510 --> 00:40:02,710 It's fine. Good. 682 00:40:04,450 --> 00:40:07,150 Should we order before we talk? 683 00:40:07,151 --> 00:40:11,649 Why beat around the bush? Like Philip says, trumpeter swans lay it all on the 684 00:40:11,650 --> 00:40:14,310 table. Not precise, but acceptable. 685 00:40:15,850 --> 00:40:17,590 We could order some wine first. 686 00:40:18,730 --> 00:40:19,780 Chug -a -chug. 687 00:40:22,150 --> 00:40:24,270 Sir, excuse me, pal. You got a wine list? 688 00:40:27,450 --> 00:40:29,510 This is our favorite restaurant. 689 00:40:29,770 --> 00:40:31,890 No wonder. The ambience is stimulating. 690 00:40:32,530 --> 00:40:33,580 Very well put. 691 00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:38,350 About last night... Go ahead. 692 00:40:39,330 --> 00:40:40,410 Last night... 693 00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:43,800 We got outside and Philip and I started to talk. 694 00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:48,480 Whether it's your way or our way isn't as important as getting married. 695 00:40:48,481 --> 00:40:51,719 That's what we were saying. I mean, why should we let a small difference of 696 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:53,240 opinion stop what we all want? 697 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:55,890 Then we're agreed. 698 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:59,100 Agreed. Agreed. There's a problem. What? 699 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,820 We haven't agreed on anything. 700 00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:02,860 Why bring up details? 701 00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:07,070 We agreed to agree, didn't we? Yeah, at least that's a good starting point. 702 00:41:16,691 --> 00:41:18,379 Have you decided? 703 00:41:18,380 --> 00:41:20,359 Yes, we'll have the cold duck. Did you say 1969? 704 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,760 Did you say cold duck? 705 00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:23,270 Which will it be? 706 00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:24,750 Yes. 707 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:29,140 We'll have cold duck. 708 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,780 Does duck go with chicken? 709 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,180 Like birds of a feather. 710 00:41:51,370 --> 00:41:52,430 friends again. Yes. 711 00:41:52,770 --> 00:41:54,150 Friends, friends, friends. 712 00:41:54,390 --> 00:41:56,980 And now that we're friends, let's all be relatives. 713 00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:58,869 Relatives, relatives, relatives. 714 00:41:58,870 --> 00:42:00,390 In vino veritas. 715 00:42:01,410 --> 00:42:02,970 Are you drunk or was that Latin? 716 00:42:03,530 --> 00:42:04,610 Maybe a little of both. 717 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:06,890 In venus es veritas. 718 00:42:07,270 --> 00:42:08,450 In wine there's truth. 719 00:42:08,870 --> 00:42:09,920 Hey, that's it. 720 00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:11,510 We'll let the wine decide. 721 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,810 I mean the wine bottle. 722 00:42:13,811 --> 00:42:16,029 Did you ever play spin the bottle? 723 00:42:16,030 --> 00:42:17,310 Sure. Sometimes. 724 00:42:17,650 --> 00:42:18,700 Never. 725 00:42:19,330 --> 00:42:20,380 Give me the bottle. 726 00:42:20,381 --> 00:42:24,969 I'll spin the bottle, and whoever it lands on gets to decide the style of the 727 00:42:24,970 --> 00:42:26,250 wedding. Great idea. 728 00:42:26,730 --> 00:42:29,190 Sounds fair to me. May I see the bottle, please? 729 00:42:29,850 --> 00:42:31,430 You don't trust me? 730 00:42:31,790 --> 00:42:34,270 Trust the man who gives the world Snoozy Susie? 731 00:42:38,190 --> 00:42:40,050 Thank you. Okay, here we go. 732 00:42:41,550 --> 00:42:42,600 Who's it gonna be? 733 00:42:44,230 --> 00:42:45,280 Here we go. 734 00:42:47,110 --> 00:42:48,160 Come on. 735 00:42:50,430 --> 00:42:51,480 Yes! 736 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,000 halfway between us. What do we do now? 737 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,080 Good year for wine, bad year for spinning. 738 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:07,959 According to the bottle, the wedding should be half and half. 739 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,180 Half and half. 740 00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:10,990 Hey. 741 00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:13,520 Mom, it's Marcia. 742 00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:14,950 Hi. 743 00:43:14,951 --> 00:43:18,659 Jan, Philip, and Wally are with me. If you're still interested in throwing a 744 00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:21,620 wedding, we're still interested in having one or two. 745 00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:31,309 What's it gonna be, traditional or modern? 746 00:43:31,310 --> 00:43:32,690 Uh, traditional modern. 747 00:43:34,210 --> 00:43:35,350 Or modern traditional. 748 00:43:36,350 --> 00:43:37,430 What does that mean? 749 00:43:37,690 --> 00:43:40,710 We're not sure yet, but we're sure gonna find out. Bye. 750 00:43:41,110 --> 00:43:42,160 Goodbye. 751 00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:44,270 Oh, isn't it wonderful? 752 00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:47,930 Terrific. We gotta get back to work. All systems are go again. 753 00:43:48,130 --> 00:43:49,180 Right. 754 00:43:50,570 --> 00:43:52,850 Peter... Peter can't be here. 755 00:43:52,851 --> 00:43:56,529 Unless... Mrs. Brady, are you planning to call the Pentagon? 756 00:43:56,530 --> 00:43:59,359 Oh, don't be silly, Alice. You know you can't budge the Air Force. 757 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,160 What are you planning to budge then? 758 00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:04,030 Not the weddings. 759 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,410 Alice, we can't have these weddings without all the children. 760 00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:12,750 Well, can we? 761 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:17,319 No, we can't. All right. We have to call all the guests and everyone involved 762 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,519 and switch all the plans for everything. But first, we're going to do something 763 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:21,900 that's even more important. 764 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,480 What are we doing, Mrs. Brady? 765 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,670 We are going to put Gilbert and Sullivan back together again. 766 00:44:33,569 --> 00:44:34,619 All set? 767 00:44:34,620 --> 00:44:37,949 And you know what you have to do. The floors, the chairs, the organs. The 768 00:44:37,950 --> 00:44:40,089 photographer, the reverend, the cake. All right. 769 00:44:40,090 --> 00:44:41,810 Head them up and move them out. 770 00:44:49,250 --> 00:44:53,789 This weekend, in order to make it for next weekend, I had to trade duty for 24 771 00:44:53,790 --> 00:44:54,840 straight hours. 772 00:44:54,841 --> 00:44:58,909 To get to the wedding this week, you know, I guess I'll have to trade another 773 00:44:58,910 --> 00:44:59,960 shift. 774 00:45:00,090 --> 00:45:01,140 But don't worry. 775 00:45:01,390 --> 00:45:02,470 I'll be there somehow. 776 00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:04,960 Are you serious? 777 00:45:05,670 --> 00:45:09,269 Mom, that's the day of the college playoff. Our game's at 11 o 'clock, so 778 00:45:09,270 --> 00:45:10,320 can I get there? 779 00:45:10,910 --> 00:45:12,190 I may have to steal home. 780 00:45:12,590 --> 00:45:14,130 And I mean steal home. 781 00:45:15,490 --> 00:45:18,620 That's the day the drama department's putting on My Fair Lady. 782 00:45:18,670 --> 00:45:19,720 Oh, no. 783 00:45:20,230 --> 00:45:22,400 Well, honey, is there anything you can do? 784 00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:24,630 Well, it's a matinee, Mom. 785 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,900 But I'll do me best, even if I have to hide from Henry Higgins. 786 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,720 By George, I think we've got it. 787 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,120 Cindy, does it look okay? 788 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,370 Beautiful. 789 00:45:47,371 --> 00:45:51,519 You know, if you weren't getting married today, there's a couple guys I could 790 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,570 fix you up with. 791 00:45:55,790 --> 00:45:56,840 How do I look? 792 00:45:57,330 --> 00:45:58,380 Classic. 793 00:46:00,270 --> 00:46:04,349 Gorgeous. You know, you're one of the two prettiest brides in this whole 794 00:46:04,350 --> 00:46:05,400 wedding. 795 00:46:08,370 --> 00:46:09,970 Cindy, do we really look okay? 796 00:46:11,090 --> 00:46:15,060 For the past half hour, I've told both of you that you look beautiful, radiant, 797 00:46:15,210 --> 00:46:16,290 gorgeous, fantastic. 798 00:46:17,130 --> 00:46:19,660 You keep asking, I'll start telling you the truth. 799 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,240 Mom's going to cry again. 800 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,130 Mom. 801 00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:45,430 Oh, Mom. 802 00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:50,300 If you and Alice don't stop crying, we're all going to need snorkels. 803 00:46:52,460 --> 00:46:54,990 Thank goodness your understudy took over for you. 804 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:58,450 Come on, girls, we've got to hurry. We haven't got much time. 805 00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:03,190 Cindy, I didn't know that you gave up the play and you had the lead. 806 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,450 It's no big deal. 807 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,820 But if that understudy goes on and becomes a star... 808 00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:11,500 I'll never speak to either of you again. 809 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:27,639 That takes 810 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:28,690 care of that. 811 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,320 You shaved off your mustache. 812 00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:33,270 I did? 813 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,160 Isn't that a little spontaneous? 814 00:47:37,540 --> 00:47:38,590 It's my life. 815 00:47:39,370 --> 00:47:40,420 It's my lip. 816 00:47:40,690 --> 00:47:45,090 I decided if I'm going to start a new life, why not start it with a new lip? 817 00:47:46,050 --> 00:47:49,290 That's how I am. When I decide to do something, I do it. 818 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:51,000 Excuse me. 819 00:47:54,310 --> 00:47:55,360 Perfect. 820 00:47:56,010 --> 00:47:59,090 Now for that added little touch of color. 821 00:48:01,030 --> 00:48:02,570 Perfect. Thank you. 822 00:48:05,070 --> 00:48:06,690 You need some help with your tie? 823 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,100 No, I can manage. 824 00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:09,660 I'm used to formal attire. 825 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:11,270 It figures. 826 00:48:13,871 --> 00:48:15,919 Hi, guys. 827 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,540 Hi. Well, you did shave it off. 828 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,520 Marsha told me she said it had to go. 829 00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:27,659 Oh. You decided to shave it off. All Marsha said was, Wally, about 830 00:48:27,660 --> 00:48:29,940 your mustache. Either it goes or I go. 831 00:48:30,180 --> 00:48:31,640 But I decided. 832 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:33,970 Hey. 833 00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:36,060 You guys look pretty good. 834 00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:40,040 But you should see my daughters. Ah, ah, ah, Dad. 835 00:48:40,041 --> 00:48:43,799 According to tradition, the groom isn't supposed to see the bride until the 836 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:44,850 actual wedding. 837 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,740 Mike, what if I marry the wrong one? 838 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,180 I've seen them both. You couldn't. 839 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:53,510 Well, I just stopped by to see how you guys are doing. You nervous? 840 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,650 Me, nervous? 841 00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:56,590 Yep. 842 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,520 My pulse is a bit rapid, too. 843 00:48:58,521 --> 00:49:01,219 Well, can I help? Anything you want to talk about? 844 00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:05,000 You mean man -to -man, birds -and -the -bees type talk? 845 00:49:06,110 --> 00:49:08,760 I didn't think there was anything you needed to know. 846 00:49:09,610 --> 00:49:15,170 I teach science, so... Yeah, I... Yes, I get the point. 847 00:49:15,470 --> 00:49:17,210 Is your whole family here yet, Dad? 848 00:49:21,670 --> 00:49:22,720 There's Peter now. 849 00:49:33,190 --> 00:49:34,510 One down, two to go. 850 00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:38,550 You know, I kind of like the mustache. 851 00:49:42,390 --> 00:49:43,440 The tie's crooked. 852 00:49:45,641 --> 00:49:53,049 Peter, it's so good to have you here. Well, it's not just the weddings, Mom. I 853 00:49:53,050 --> 00:49:55,460 wouldn't miss that civilian food for anything. 854 00:49:58,430 --> 00:49:59,990 Pete. Hey, Dad. 855 00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:04,420 I don't know whether to shake hands or solicit. Come on, I got a better idea. 856 00:50:04,810 --> 00:50:05,860 How are you, Peter? 857 00:50:06,190 --> 00:50:07,630 I'm fine. Where is everybody? 858 00:50:07,631 --> 00:50:08,989 The girls are getting ready. 859 00:50:08,990 --> 00:50:10,269 Well, where's Greg and Bob? 860 00:50:10,270 --> 00:50:12,969 I'm sure they'll get here. They said they'd do everything possible. 861 00:50:12,970 --> 00:50:15,529 Aw, they missed the wedding because of me. I thought you were off. 862 00:50:15,530 --> 00:50:16,710 All we can do is pray. 863 00:50:17,350 --> 00:50:20,060 Well, at least there's a reverend here. Come on, Peter. 864 00:50:50,931 --> 00:50:52,779 You ready, Wally? 865 00:50:52,780 --> 00:50:53,830 You bet. 866 00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:56,320 It's not too late to back out, son. 867 00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:58,680 He's just kidding, Wally. 868 00:50:59,660 --> 00:51:00,710 You bet. 869 00:51:01,460 --> 00:51:05,520 Mother, Dad, I want you to know I appreciate how great you've been. 870 00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:08,320 It's nothing to cry about. 871 00:51:10,260 --> 00:51:13,520 I've worked very hard to bring you to this day. I can cry if I want. 872 00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:17,830 Well, folks, good luck to all of us. Thanks, Mike. 873 00:51:17,831 --> 00:51:20,999 Don't worry. Your other children will get here. I look worried. It's only 874 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,050 because I'm worried. 875 00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:23,750 Claudia? Philip? 876 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,440 Philip? Did they show up yet, Dad? Not yet. Not yet. I hope it's soon. 877 00:51:27,441 --> 00:51:29,279 Claudia has a good cry schedule. 878 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,720 I'm positive they'll be here. 879 00:51:30,780 --> 00:51:31,830 Maybe. 880 00:51:32,620 --> 00:51:35,300 Thanks a lot. 881 00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:03,470 Attaboy, Bob. 882 00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:09,640 Bobby, thank goodness you're here. 883 00:52:09,641 --> 00:52:11,939 Sorry, Mom. The game went into extra innings. 884 00:52:11,940 --> 00:52:13,620 Oh, nice touch with the shoes, Bob. 885 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:14,730 My cleats. 886 00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:16,600 I forgot to take off my cleats. 887 00:52:16,601 --> 00:52:19,899 Well, what's important is that you're here. 888 00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:21,460 What's important is that we won. 889 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:25,110 At least get them out of the aisle. You might spike one of the brides. Okay. 890 00:52:26,859 --> 00:52:28,299 Did you bring a good present? 891 00:52:57,900 --> 00:52:59,420 You all look great. 892 00:52:59,421 --> 00:53:00,739 Thank you. 893 00:53:00,740 --> 00:53:03,330 So do you. But only brides are supposed to wear white. 894 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:09,520 I was in a real hurry. 895 00:53:09,521 --> 00:53:12,859 Great. Glad to see you. Glad you could make it. I'm sorry I'm late, Dad. I got 896 00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:14,860 stuck in the delivery room. It was twins. 897 00:53:15,620 --> 00:53:16,670 Congratulations. 898 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,240 You better get him in there. 899 00:53:18,660 --> 00:53:19,710 Come on, Greg. 900 00:53:23,380 --> 00:53:24,430 See you later. 901 00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:27,380 I left my bouquet upstairs. 902 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:28,810 Your bouquet? 903 00:53:31,420 --> 00:53:32,470 Here you go. 904 00:54:02,220 --> 00:54:05,830 It was one heck of a struggle, but now everything is absolutely perfect. 905 00:55:43,310 --> 00:55:44,650 Please, be strong. 906 00:55:58,281 --> 00:55:59,969 I 907 00:55:59,970 --> 00:56:09,829 find 908 00:56:09,830 --> 00:56:12,070 this ceremony one of the most unusual. 909 00:56:12,730 --> 00:56:16,830 and one of the happiest at which I've ever officiated. 910 00:56:17,170 --> 00:56:20,130 Or should I say, two of the happiest. 911 00:56:21,230 --> 00:56:22,590 Phil? Philip. 912 00:56:22,930 --> 00:56:24,630 Philip and Jan. 913 00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:28,990 Wallace? Wally. Wally and Marsha. 914 00:56:29,450 --> 00:56:34,949 You two couples are entering married life in a most joyous fashion, but what 915 00:56:34,950 --> 00:56:40,249 better beginning than a double wedding for two beautiful sisters, Marsha and 916 00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:41,300 Jan. 917 00:56:41,670 --> 00:56:44,150 surrounded by family and friends. 918 00:56:45,050 --> 00:56:49,829 I've known both of you girls throughout your lives, and I am privileged indeed 919 00:56:49,830 --> 00:56:52,910 to offer my blessings upon this special occasion. 920 00:56:53,390 --> 00:56:54,570 Come together, please. 921 00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:04,729 Jan Brady, in accordance with tradition and the law of this state, do you take 922 00:57:04,730 --> 00:57:08,810 this man, Philip Covington III, as your lawful wedded husband? 923 00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:14,760 to love, honor, and cherish, in sickness and in health, till death do you part. 924 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:18,750 I do. 925 00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:27,239 And to you, Philip Covington, take this woman, Jan Brady, as your lawful wedded 926 00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:34,079 wife, to love, honor, and cherish, in sickness and in health, till 927 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:35,130 death do you part. 928 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:37,810 I do. 929 00:57:41,481 --> 00:57:43,249 Rings, please 930 00:57:43,250 --> 00:57:50,069 You 931 00:57:50,070 --> 00:57:58,109 may 932 00:57:58,110 --> 00:57:59,160 now kiss the bride 933 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:34,140 Marsha Brady, I love you with all my heart. 934 00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:40,939 And from this day forward, everything I do will be with you, for you, and 935 00:58:40,940 --> 00:58:41,990 because of you. 936 00:58:45,540 --> 00:58:49,000 Wally Logan, I am proud to be your wife. 937 00:58:49,660 --> 00:58:55,259 I will try to make each day a part of our life to love, to remember, and to 938 00:58:55,260 --> 00:58:56,310 share. 939 00:59:20,590 --> 00:59:21,850 May I now kiss the bride? 940 00:59:23,170 --> 00:59:25,950 That would be a good idea. 941 00:59:40,290 --> 00:59:41,340 Marcia. 942 00:59:42,510 --> 00:59:43,990 Wally. Marcia. 943 00:59:44,870 --> 00:59:47,110 Wally, Marcia, Philip, and Jan. 944 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:55,760 I now pronounce you husband and wife and husband and wife. 945 01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,130 and hope 946 01:01:49,870 --> 01:01:51,190 cake bring back memories? 947 01:01:52,850 --> 01:01:54,130 Yes, it sure does. 948 01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:25,820 We sure haven't ended up that way. 949 01:02:25,821 --> 01:02:30,599 Yeah, and next Thursday, the whole squadron goes on flight exercises. 950 01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:31,650 Hey, a camping trip. 951 01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:33,700 Bobby, this is the Air Force. 952 01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:36,130 Sleeping in tents, hiking. Sounds like fun. 953 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,140 Has he always been such a bozo? 954 01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:41,520 Ever since I can remember. 955 01:02:41,521 --> 01:02:44,419 Come on, you guys. No more of that little brother stuff. 956 01:02:44,420 --> 01:02:45,500 What I do is important. 957 01:02:45,501 --> 01:02:48,819 I just made the game -winning catch today with the bases loaded. 958 01:02:48,820 --> 01:02:49,870 Very important. 959 01:02:50,060 --> 01:02:51,960 It was. It put our team in the playoffs. 960 01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:55,060 I was up against the fence. I had to jump like this. 961 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,640 about it, buddy. Put her there. 962 01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:39,060 It's ready, everybody. 963 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:50,399 Tomorrow night, make sure you're back here for more of Nick at Night's Bunch 964 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:54,100 Brady. A one week and one week only salute to everything Brady. 965 01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:57,660 Or as the French might say, Tout le chose Brady. 966 01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:02,739 including two classic episodes of The Brady Bunch, plus specials, spin -offs, 967 01:04:02,740 --> 01:04:03,679 and much more. 968 01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:07,760 Tomorrow night, starting at 8, 7 Central, on Nick at Night's Bunch of 969 01:04:08,820 --> 01:04:14,159 Now stay tuned, because the doctor is in, on the Bob Newhart Show, next on 970 01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:15,209 at Night. 971 01:04:15,210 --> 01:04:19,760 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0